Just so you don't think I'm an ungrateful hussy...

...I made a list of things for which I am thankful.

In no particular order:

My brain says, "Thank you!"

 

These make up 67% of my diet.

My future pen pal

My dad's pancakes (and astronaut Mike Dexter)

God help me, I do love good grammar.  And t-shirts.

I like bunnies.  And pancakes, again.

Now, tell me one thing for which you are eternally grateful.

You know, like pancakes.  I hear some people like those.

I phoned this one in

These are pictures I've taken since I've been here but for which I haven't had use.

(Why I take pictures of some of these things, I don't know.)

The microwave and I got into a fight.

Do you see these stairs? App State is trying to kill me.

I think this is self-explanatory.

Egg McMuffin, my ass.

I have a final tomorrow morning.

Guess what I'm not doing.

Connect the dots, la la la la!

What do all of these people have in common?

Amelia Earhart

Cole Porter

Aretha Franklin

Charlie Parker

Francis Ford Coppola

Gilda Radner

John Legend

Abraham Lincoln

Toni Morrison


Walt Disney

Miles Davis

Tom Selleck

Other than just being bad-ass and famous, these people share a common bond.

They're all...






...from the Midwest!

Now, you may say, "BFD, Sara. What's your point?"

My point, profane abbreviations user, is that the Midwest is underrated.

We also have philanthropists, artists and a butt-load of Nobel Peace Prize winners. I didn't mention them because I wasn't trying to show you that we're fancy and smart.

I'm trying to show you that we make cool people here, too.

Oh, but we do apologize for this one, though:

Dan Quayle

Seriously. We're sorry.

Bad sleep makes for pretty pictures

For the last three nights, I have slept like this...



...which means I wake up looking like this...




...and feeling like this...

...because my dreams are a combination of this...




...and this...



...and maybe a little of this...



...but tonight is this...



...with them...




...which makes me feel like this...




...because there will be this...




...which means I will be doing this...




...but I hope everyone's Friday is like this...




...and maybe by next week, my words will be coming out like this...



...the end.

Brain hurt. Words hard. Pictures pretty.

Because of this...


...my mind is like this...



I feel like this...

...but because I don't get enough of this...




...and my boss frowns on this...




...I end up looking like this...



...Also, because of this...

...I have been on this...



...which means, I can't eat this...



...this...

...or this...


...but I can eat this...




...this...



...and this...

...not because I want to look like this...



...but because I don't want to look like this...




...so while I want to do this...




...I usually end up doing this...





...even though, on the inside, I'm thinking this...





...so, by the last one of these...




...if you see me doing this...





...simply do this...