Hey!
It's that thing that happens sometimes on Tuesdays when I remember!
Amber did it first!
I'm doing it now!
I don't know why we're yelling!
Hey, it's okay...
...if you forget how to turn your brights off when approaching an oncoming car. It is NOT okay to then just turn off your headlights altogether.
...to update your Netflix membership from the smallest, cheapest plan to the next size up because you recently became addicted to instantly watching The Tudors and couldn't possibly stop after just three episodes.
...if you make highly graphic and inappropriate noises (much like they do on The Tudors) while scratching one of the 9 bug bites on your feet.
...to stand in the shower for a full minute before you remember what you were doing.
...if you need to drive across town to your friend's house to poop because your "plumber" turned off the water and then disappeared for 3 hours.
...to be in love with your blogsbian Surferwife and to dream of the day you two can live together with your baby Latina daughter, Elephantia, and eat Fritos straight from the bag!
...not to cook if you have a wonderful friend who loves to cook for you whenever she's in town.
...if you watched 20 minutes of The Time Traveler's Wife and spent 15 of those minutes wishing you were dead.
...if one side of your purse smells like burned coffee while the other side smells like a Strawberry Shortcake doll that got left out in the rain one too many times.
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When I was on Romper Room (kid show) at age four I brought a Strawberry Shortcake Doll for my show and tell.
After that we did a taste test and everyone wiped their mouths and hands with a napkin.
Not young Surferwife. She picked up the bottom of her dress and wiped her face. Exposing her entire adolescent body to millions of children across the country.
It's a miracle I didn't become a stripper.
Driving all the way across town? Heck, I'd just go "pick something up at the store really quick". Killing two birds with one stone my friend.
Um.
What?
The Tudors is on "watch it now" on Netflix?
Aw, hell no. I just downgraded, now I need to upgrade again!
lolz. something just clicked to me.
That man on the Tudors is sooooooooo hot that ANY excuse to watch is permissible.
Anything is okay if it involves The Tudors. Yum.
YOu totally just reminded me that I need to pay my water bill. How late can it be before they turn my water off? Well, it's been a month...and I don't think I want to wait to find out.
I enjoy pooping at my own house.
Hey, it's OK to join Twitter, too, ya know.
I hate bug bites and know the immense satisfaction that comes from scratching the hell out of them.
So what you're saying is that I should drop Time Traveler's Wife from my Netflix?
hahaha. It's okay, it really is. It's okay if you are illogically worried you are pregnant, even if your husband is "fixed" and you just had your period... I'm sure it's okay.
You should be warned...while Henry the VIII is wicked hot in the beginning of Tudors, by the 3rd season, he is fat and balding and really it just becomes the Renaissance version of "To Catch a Predator". I should know...I lasted until I felt like I was watching the first 15 minutes of "The Time Traveler's Wife"....
Hey you, throw that purse out!
Elephantia...lol!
HAHAHA Time Traveler's Wife.... BLEGH!!!!
A horribly portrayed metaphor for the husband who travels too much for his job. BOOO!!!!
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for some reason i have no desire to ever see the time travelers wife... i stick to the oldies, they never let me down!
and that surferwife is one hot piece of sass...i heart her...AND one last thing before i go (i have a bag of cheetos calling my name)....JOIN TWITTER biatch! its where all the cool kids hang out!
I think The Time Traveler's Wife would be really confusing if you haven't read the book. I am jealous that your purse smalls like a Strawberry Shortcake.
TWITTER. TWITTER. TWITTER.
Hi. I'm following you now. Because SW told me to. And I do what she says because, well, frankly I'm not sure why. But surely there'll be ramifications if I don't do what she says. So here I am. Nice to meet you.
i just wanted you to know that i was a follower before. no longer am i a follower, but a stalker. an intensely awesome stalker. thought you'd love to know.
you can thank surferwoman for that one.
I forget what I'm doing while spelling my name for people with an embarassing frequency.
It's too long for God's sake!
half the time i'm in the shower i have no idea what i'm doing. i've been known to get out of the shower and wondering if i ever got around to actually washing myself. so, yeah. i'm pretty awesome.
Nine bites? On your FEET? Girrl I what jungle have you been walking in? Hope all's well with you and yours. Hey come over and enter to win the $40.00 GiftCard Giveaway. Great Odds. You could win. Keri
So, The Tudors has highly graphic and inappropriate noises? I'm on it.
And I'll have you know, I loved you waaaaay before SW told everyone to. And I love Chipotle Burritos, so I'd love to take a bite of you. Thanks for offering.
I do that with my lights sometimes! Thankfully it usually doesn't take me long to figure it out. LOL! I like reading these :)
What's going on with your purse?
How did you know what my purse smells like?!
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