I hope you all enjoyed a prosperous and plentiful Druid Winter Solstice Light Festival. My gift to you all is the gift of blog, for it has been brought to my attention that I've been sucking something fierce at that. Now, in the holiday tradition of Amber at Airing My Dirty Laundry..., I give you validation.
Hey, it's okay...
...if you once bought unfrosted Pop-Tarts in an attempt to be "healthy."
...if, when you were 16 years old, you slept on the couch because you were convinced a tiny woodland creature was living in your headboard.
...to love Muppets.
...to hate puppets.
...if the highlights of your upcoming semester include a Spring Break trip to Seattle to see your brother, popping over to San Diego for a conference (and to frolic with SurferWife) and your dearest redheaded, Mormon tater tot, Lisa, returning to the U.S. from her mission in Finland.
...if you are damn near positive the scanner just growled at you.
...if you yelled a few choice phrases (such as "Butterfly nuggets!" and "Mrs. Clause's holiday wafers!") after dropping and shattering one of your parents' Christmas plates.
...if your dad walked past you and commented, "Your blog is old," to which you respectfully replied, "You are."
...if an adequate supply of doughnuts and cupcakes has become your most vital criteria for selecting a future city of semi-permanent residence.
...to not appreciate it when someone starts a sentence with, "I'm not complaining, but..." Yes, you are. Either own it or shut your hole.
...if Hoda Kotb taught you that you like Flo Rida.
...if you only got 4 hours of sleep last night because you couldn't stop wondering what the difference really is between grape, cherry and plum tomatoes.
...if the only reason you can pick Reggie Bush out of a lineup is thanks to Kim Kardashian.
...if you judged the hell out of the woman at the Chinese restaurant last night whom you overheard ask the waitress, "Do you have any ramen?"
...to love Harry Connick, Jr. so much, you wish you could buy him a fish sandwich.
...to have similar feelings for DVR.
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What *is* the difference between grape, plum and cherry tomatoes?
Your dad is so stinking funny, man.
I, too, love the Harry Connick, Jr.
thank you for the post.
i needed that.
nothing makes a morning in your target jammies more complete than a new post by sara. except for maybe an omelet made by matthew fox. (party of 5 version. not the lost one).
I like your choice of phrases, especially "Butterfly nuggets!" I will have to remember that one.
oh i can't wait for our dear sisar lisa to return home to the states!!! i don't feel like being creative or witty today. can you tell?
Oh, yes, the dvr. I am in love with it.
I'm not complaining but...is as bad as "not to be rude but." You know the next thing out of that person's mouth is going to be insanely rude, but it's like they have a free pass b/c they said that first.
"You are" is the one of my all-time favorite responses. It's so dang versatile, it can be used in almost any situation. Right up there with it is "So is your face", which is another favorite.
Cheers!
Hold up! You and SW frolicking together and I wasn't even invited?! Unacceptable.
I'm going to start slow here so I don't coming off as a happily pissing puppy.
What does pops mean your blog is old? Please ask him to elaborate.
I, too, am in deep love with HC, Jr.
YOU ARE FOR SURE COMING TO SD? PROMISE? PROMISE ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW SO THAT I WONT BE THROWN INTO A DEEP DEPRESSION IF IT'S NOT ACTUALLY TRUE.
Sorry, I just peed on your blog.
Um. There WAS a small creature living in my headboard once. I know it. And I don't care if they thought I was nuts, THERE WAS.
I wish you'd come live in OR. We have a cool place in Portland called Voodoo Donuts. For real.
I would think a fish sandwich is the last thing you would want to share with Harry Connick Jr...I mean if you could share anything at all with him...
And I get the love/hate relationship to the muppets!
I saw Harry in as outdoor concert where you could bring food and drink to enjoy. Some lady in the front row offered Harry her spicy sausage, he ate it and then said on the microphone for everyone to hear, "That's some hot sausage, lady!"
"you are" is the best, most awesome, classic comeback in the history of comebacks. and also i would take me some harry jr. any day.
I really, really want to know what the waitress said in response!
You mentioned Harry Connick, Jr.
I love him.
Really, truly love him.
A LOT.
Now he is all I am going to be thinking about for the rest of the day.
Clearly the ramen lady has her asian foods confused...lol. Now I am craving ramen....yummmmm
Perhaps if the DVR would give your advances the cold shoulder you would have more time for us?
Wait wait wait... I thought the Seattle visit was for me? Who is this "brother" of whom you speak?
Ramen. *Snorts*
I'll have to keep Butterfly Nuggets in my mind the next time I'm upset.
I bought my DVR a journey necklace for Christmas this year. It's getting pretty serious between us.
DVR is so amazing. I have literally bought it a sandwich...that I ate...while watching it.
Ah-thank you.
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