Don't judge me.
Usually, I make a lot of excuses for my behavior on Tuesdays and I got the idea from this lady. Go forth, click and be entertained.
Hey, it's okay...
...to never seem to be able to make that fancy, S-shaped poop Dr. Oz and Oprah are always talking about.
...if you have absolutely no idea how long you've been driving with one headlight.
...to be super psyched about letting a stranger shove needles into your face next week.
...to love the postcard your dear friend Sarah sent you with a picture of a sad looking puppy and a caption that reads, "Mommy blew your college fund on coke."
...to become irritated every time you remember your town does not have a single doughnut shop.
...if you unwittingly announce your dad's father's day present to your mom while on speaker phone. In front of your dad.
...to put on pajamas the second you walk in the door.
...to squeeze your eyes tight, concentrate very hard and pray to God your quesadilla will freaking cook itself.
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26 comments:
You need more fiber! I don't really know.
Why does anyone not wear pajamas at home?
Needles in your face? Good Lord!
Right there with you on the jammies :D
...and the poop :(
S shaped poop??????
I don't watch Oprah, so I'm just grossed out.
Yeah, what the heck is this S-shaped poop nonsense? Haha.
But amen to the pajamas... and why don't quesadillas cook themselves? Haha.
POOP! WTF!?!?!
I get enough shit during my day,.. this is Why I do Not watch day time tv!
What is this S shaped poop business? This is why I don't watch OPrah. I am already WAY too neurotic for daily life. If I had to make letters with my doo doo, I'd go mad.
Yup, my apartment is pretty much a jammies-only zone. I like that.
hey....if you can turn a term paper in two days late, then you can do your "it's okay tuesday" on wednesday if you wanna! now that you have my permission, i'm sure you feel better about it.
a friend of mine mentioned the s shaped poop one time....i thought she was making it up. apparently i have some apologizing to do. i may have questioned her ability to think.....
1. I wonder if there's anyone who gets super excited if they get the S-shaped poop.
2. No donut shop?! MOVE!!!
3. I e-mailed my mom's Mother's Day gift idea to her, intending it for my sister. *facepalm*
4. When I was single, I was in pj's the minute I got inside too. Now I'm a SAHM, and I can wear 'em all day long if I want to. (But I don't, because even at home I like looking all fresh and cute.)
My question about the s shaped poop... do you have to wiggle just right for it to happen? I am so confused.
Does the S shaped poop really exist? Because I've never had it either.
I'm sad that your town does not have a doughnut shop. Ours does but it runs out of donuts by 7 AM. And I'm too tired to run and get the donuts.
Who in the world looks at their poop?
Not me...I flush and never look.
one day... one day i will have S shaped poop.
btw- the strangers sticking needles in your face? jealous. that's one of my (non erotic) fantasies.
Who the hell is putting needles in your face? I don't remember approving this debauchery.
I don't understand people that DON'T put on their pajamas the minute they walk in the door... ??
And if you happen to get the prayer to work on the quesadilla, please share. Thanks.
Don't worry about the poop. I don't think ANYONE makes S poop.
um,yes i basically live in pajamas...maybe that's a little sad?
Okay, if it doesn't have a donut shop, I don't think it counts as a town.
i have been trying to figure out the poop thing for ages.
also, i leave the house in pajamas some days. sad, huh? (ok, not real pajamas. more like those nice black pants, that look decent, but are really comfy pants. that doesn't make it better, does it. i'm going to shut up now.)
What have I been missing? S shaped poop?
I really liked this post. Made me giggle.
My regular headlights stopped working about 8 months ago, I replaced them and they still don't work. And I don't have time to leave my car at a shop to get the electrical stuff worked out. So I drive with my brights on ALL the time.
And I don't care. LOL
Oh and S shaped poop?? WTF batman??
Needles in your face? Are you crazy? I hate that we have no doughnut shop.
If I was doing this segment mine would say it's okay to have Chick-fil-a twice in one day and order fruit punch with your kids meal even if you are 21. :]
Self-cooking quesadillas need to be invented. So does self-washing clothing. All-you-can-spend self-paying credit cards would be good too. And veggies that taste like cheese.
HA! I love the last one! And I am intrigued about this S shaped dook you speak of.
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