Friday, June 4, 2010

Kiss my face! I'll see you all in Heaven!

You know what's neat?

(Don't worry, I'll tell you.)

You guys.

You all manage to leave me some very... colorful comments.  I treasure them so.

Now, treasure each other. 


saltsays said... The first fight my fiancé and I ever had was because I threw a major hissy at a wedding when he ate my cupcake that I asked him to hold onto for me. He literally shoved the whole thing in his mouth at one time. So I pitched a fit and wiped my chocolaty mouth all over his white dress shirt.  (How. Dare. He.)

LD said... " But Teenie! Your love beads!" (5 points to anyone who can name that movie.)


Craig said... I love the haikus.
They make me really happy.
I just farted thrice.


Julia said... Are you SURE you would go to Magic the Gathering? Don't make promises you can't keep...  

Barb said... Be comforted by the fact that I licked their communion cups.  (Thanks, Mama.)

Housewife Savant said... Can I say simply, "I love you" without sounding lesbian?  It's hardly creepy at all.  (I want to buy you a some flapjacks.)

Moira says...  If I were you, I would refrain from making out with any squirrels as they are occasionally rabid. So says my sciencey son. My son also thinks licking moss should be left to professionals. He calls them vegans. 

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said... two words

I HOPE DELILAH DIES A SLOW AND PAINFUL AND SYRUPY DEATH JUST LIKE HER OBNOXIOUS RIDICULOUS RADIO SHOW

GunDiva said... Load up on the bean dip tonight and you won't have to turn your heater on 

Alicia said... dude....a cross word puzzle and a comfy toilet seat....HEAVEN!! I'm thankful for charmin ultra.... 

Carrie said... i like to maintain questionable hygiene every week. 

Shell said... I don't name my cars- though I usually end up calling them all bastard-piece-of-shit at some point. 

Cathysaid... A bible? What a douche.

KLZsaid... Wait - THAT is Justin Bieber? Why is that 12 year old flashing a gang sign at me?

T!nK said... i HATE justin bieber. like would-tackle-him-into-oncoming-traffic-if-i-ever-saw-him-hate-hate-so-much-in-fact-that-i-am-willing-to-devote-this-entire-dash-separated-sentence-to-how-much-i-hate-him-even-though-typing-without-a-space-bar-drives-me-up-a-wall

i-am-not-neurotic.  

Allysonsaid... I'm afraid you are NOT allowed to be pregnant by Gary Sinise. The boy is mine. And I will take you down like Brandy singing from a power line. Just sayin'.

Christina said... Yay for family time and bullets.  Are you sure we aren't related?

SurferWife said... I had a ferret named Farrah and I would have let you lick her if you wanted to.  (I know you would, because you're a giver.)


You guys are swell.

16 comments:

jessalyn said...

i can't even pick one of these to comment on because they are all that rad.

Anonymous said...

Those are all spectacular. Even without knowing which post they belong to, they are works of art in and of themselves! Getting awesome comments is what really keeps me blogging.

Have an awesome weekend! - G

foxy said...

LOVE.

The blog world is an awesome place.

SurferWife said...

Your readers are pretty much amazing.

And I see I am going to be forced to arm wrestle someone for your lesbian love.

Look at the need for your affection, No H!

Cathy said...

Is it wrong that I laughed the hardest at my own comment?

You, my dear, leave the best comments in the world, so it's nice to know that we can leave comments that make you happy.

Salt said...

I agree with Foxy.
And seriously, people in the blog world are WAY funnier than most people I know in real life.

I almost hyperventilated after reading T!nK's comment. I also agree.

Macey said...

Bahahahaaa!
I need to polish up my comments lately. They ain't so durn funny sometimes.
Sucky suck.

Tracie said...

You're always hanging with the cool kids, aren't you?

Felicity Grace Terry said...

Nice to be appreciated.

Anonymous said...

These comments are amazing. I am now going to blog stalk all of these people.

Moira said...

Wow! You should compile a book of quotations. We commenters are WAY deep! Moira

Christina said...

Hahaha... How I've missed reading your blog and all the comments!

Speaking of bullets and our possible shared genetics, I was cordially invited to a gun range party yesterday. I don't know if I'm turned off by the concept or want to embrace the hot chick with a semi-automatic image.

(Let's be honest: librarian with a semi-automatic.)

Thoughts?

AiringMyLaundry said...

Hilarious comments.

Masala Chica said...

Who needs tv when you have all the entertainment you need right here? ;-) damn - i can't believe salt going apeshit about a cupcake.

Carrie said...

i feel so honored as to have made the list! you are ALWAYS the funniest commenter on my blog. although you are also my most frequent and favorite commenter as well...

and i love the haiku about farting thrice. i wish i was witty.

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

And this is why I LOVE the blog world.