Throwing things always seems like a good idea at the time...

I adore a good hissy fit.

Though I try not to indulge in them too often, sometimes a good temper tantrum feels really, really good.

I think there are (or should be) rules, however, for getting your undies in a bunch.

1. A hissy fit that occurs more than once a month is no longer a hissy fit. It's a lifestyle, and an unattractive one at that.

2. The best tantrum is about something small and petty. For example, "Crunchy peanut butter?! I hate crunchy! Who hates me so much that they had to buy freaking crunchy??"

3. I find it's best to conduct such unladylike or ungentlemanly behavior in solitude or in front of complete strangers in a public area. Your loved ones will most likely hold this outburst over your head for quite some time, bringing it up at large social gatherings or re-enacting it and putting it on youtube.

Strangers, however, will give you PLENTY of room to lash out, as they will most likely be afraid of you, especially if you're on some form of public transportation. You are also doing them a favor as they will have an excellent story to share when they get home.

4. Throwing things feels great. Should you decide to throw something, be discerning. Remember that breakables, though very satisfying, will need to be cleaned up. Also, if you have pets or small children, this can be very dangerous for them. While it's lovely seeing a stack of papers fly through the air, just know that those papers will have to be collected and reorganized later.

I find the best things to throw are stuffed animals, tennis shoes, keys or various items of clothing. Also, it's always best to throw your own stuff, unless this anger is directed toward someone else. In that case, throw their stuff... and the more breakables, the better.

**Please restrain yourself from throwing the following: cell phones, stilettos, food, gerbils, toddlers, etc.

So, I implore you to keep these rules in mind during your next spaz-out.

Hey, and remember, let's have fun out there!