Hey, it's okay...
...if you want to be interviewed on national television just so you can see how many times they would have to censor your language.
...if you wonder just what in the hell happened to Adrien Brody's ability to make a good movie.
...if you watched a horrible movie called Extract and darn near lost your faith in Jason Bateman.
...that while driving a secluded, country road, you saw a slack-jawed, weathered old man, leaning back in his lawn chair and within the 2.7 seconds it took you to pass him, you thought, "Oh shit, he's dead! Oh good, he's alive. Wait, is he dead? Nope, pretty sure he's alive."
...if you think giving a pineapple as a gift is one of the highest acts of friendship and affection.
...if you hate it when a server at a restaurant who is clearly younger than you refers to you as "sweetie", "hon" or "darling."
...if you found blogging this week to be just really, well, you know, like... hard.
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All of the above!
Wait.
D?
Huh?
The slack-jawed guy. Crap. You must have been in my neck of the woods.
I don't need to go on national tv to see how many beeps I get. I just go to bible study and see how many open mouthed stares I get.
questionably alive old man in the lawn chair brought back memories of my grandfather. he would do something like that just so someone would do a double take. he was evil like that...which is why i loved him best ;) well....except for that one time that he chased me around the yard with a king snake on a golf club.
and if someone gave me a pineapple as a gift....we might be soul mates forever.
Not Jason Bateman!
Just watch his ad for Orbit gum on Youtube - that will restore your faith.
You are amazingly funny!! have an awetastic week
It is also OK to play drinking games when Obama gives his State of the Union speech tonight. One shot for every time he says "let me be clear"....you'll be hammered by 9.
Possibly dead old men on the front porch? Have you been back to Kentucky? ;)
Wait.
I was supposed to blog this week?
Ugh.
I am so far behind in the blogworld. I want to blog...but it's just not happening right now. I am actually glad to find out that I am not alone!
I'm really laughing at the slack-jawed guy.
Also, I think a pineapple is a perfectly lovely gift!
Extract was quite disappointing. I mean, Mike Judge, Jason Bateman, Kristin Wiig and Ben Affleck appearing as Grizzly Adams? Who would have thought it'd be such an epic fail...
Benny A. was probably the best part of the movie and I thought for sure he'd be the weak link.
Pineapple is an awesome gift!
Thanksgiving day 2004 drove by a house and Jon slammed on the breaks, backed up the road and whipped the truck into some guys' yard. Old man had fallen in the garden in weather below 30 and couldn't get up. He'd raised his hand weakly as we drove by and Jon saw it. He's still alive today. It's good to be on the watch out for those old guys. :)
Think the waitress was complementing you and it is hard blogging in the middle of summer.
Isn't giving a pineapple as a gift one of the greatest acts? No, I am surprised.
OMG the sweetie, hun, darling - thing totally drives me INSANE!!!
Hey it's ok...to do hey it's ok Tuesday on Wednesday. :)
I agree with the sweetie/honey/darling thing. But then again I also don't like to be called ma'am, so I guess there is no happy medium with me.
I don't want any waitress to call me those names. Makes me mad every time.
The alive/dead dude made me laugh. but it drives me BATTY when people who are younger than me speak like that to me. Or even worse, CARD me before serving me!
I really don't like to be called those names by anyone, no matter what the age.
Jason Bateman better be very, very careful. I mean first he makes this sham of a production, then he jumps lines. He's teetering on the edge of it.
Hey, it's Okay
if you light up when you see your blogsbian has a new blog posting up and then realize it has been an entire week since the last one and instantly become very sad.
if you consider shipping a package of treats including, but not limited to, a corndog wrapped in hasbrown because you know it will make bogsbian's day.
if you worry that your blogsbian is frightened by your constant outpuring of love.
it's okay...
if you are starting to view blogging as something like homework...
Oh, the sweetie/hon thing drives me nuts!
Blogging IS hard. You deserve a cookie for this one, especially after a long weekend.
you'll have to tell me how the interview censored language things goes whenever that day comes. i love the idea, but i'm guessing that'll just never be me... y'know?
Your second one and the next to last one, ME TOO! And the blogging thing, that happens to me about every other day!
I love your it's okays.
Also . . . do you hear the cricket chirps coming from my blog? I agree with the "blogging this week is hard" thing.
People love to call me sweetie for some reason.
Or darlin'
I would love to watch you be interviewed on television.
OK, I KNEW there was a reason I kept avoiding Extract! I will steer clear so as not to fall out of love with Jason Bateman. That handsome, sarcastic devil. Did you know he's in a movie with Jennifer Aniston and Jeff Goldblum?
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