I feel like people are out to annoy me lately.
Whether it be by doing 30 mph in a zone marked for 45 mph or by whistling incessantly in a happy, carefree sort of way, they're doing it.
As Liz Lemon would say, "Everything is the worst!"
On the upside, I have an interview tomorrow for an internship. This is my bright spot because I'm getting rather tired of this conversation:
Ass-blanket: Hey, where's your internship?
Sara: Oh, I don't have one yet.
Ass-blanket: Really? You're cutting it pretty close. You should get on that.
Thank you, citizen! I had no idea that I was running out of time. That's why I have been sitting on my ass, deliberately not going out of my way to secure one. If you'll give me your name and number, I'll see to it that you're awarded for your insight!
If I get this internship, I've already decided to reward myself with a little trip. I don't know where this trip will take me, but the only thing that matters is that it takes me OUT OF TOWN.
On that note, I will leave you with a picture I found which amused me, so you don't leave my blog today thinking, "That Sara is a C-word. A Cranky Sue!"
Now, if you'll excuse me, my large Hawaiian-style pizza from Dominos is ready.
15 comments:
The only C word you are is COOL.
Oh yeah...
If you're looking for trip destination suggestions -- Holland, Michigan is the 2nd happiest in the U.S. Just sayin'.
Note: It actually was declared to be the second most happy city, but I'm not serious about my recommendation... especially given that I have no idea (without going to look at your profile) where you're from. I mean, if you live in Algeria that would be a really long trip.
Of course, "2nd happiest city in U.S." just might make a road trip from Algeria worth it.
Well if you are needing some inner guidence I am an intutive,..
"Ass blanket" is going to be my new favorite thing to call people.
I hate the way that people feel the need to offer unsolicited and very obvious advice like that.
Lunch lady kitteh should make them all into sandwiches.
I say that you could use a giant Sex on the Beach. The drink, that is. Maybe the act too.
Maybe go to an out-of-town Chick-Fil-A? Or find a SuperTarget somewheres not so close? Or come to my place for a spot of tea and a really tall slice of 5000 calorie cake? Up to you.
The world isn't really out to get you - it just sometimes feels that way.
Good luck on the internship! I hope you get it!
Good luck on your internship. I hope you pick somewhere awesome for your out of town trip. :]
I'm with Mimi. COOL is the C word for you.
It sounds like you really need to get out of town. Sometimes running away is the best medicine. DO IT.
And people who are on your case to get an internship can suck it.
You are the most fantastic person around. Because of this quality you have free reign to tell people to shut the eff up with zero reprucussion (spelled wrong, I'm sure).
Let me know how it works out for you.
I hope you get that internship! I love you even more when you're cranky.
You're cute when you're cranky though!
You know, this is the 3rd or 4th post in my reader that has had something to do with kittens or cats on it. If you go to my post for Friday, you will see why this pains me so!
You might be cranky - but you are still pretty freaking cute. (people who feel guilty about being cranky usually are good peeps).
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