God's in his Heaven and all is right with the world.
How do I know?
Allow me, please.
-I only got a little lost on the way to my interview yesterday morning.
-While waiting in the lobby, a little boy (probably 4 years old) rubbed his eye and told me hates when he gets "f@#$ing crumbs stuck in there!"
-That same little boy pulled out a copy of Newsweek, pointed to a picture of the Times Square bomber and said, "He looks happy!"
-During my interview, I zoned out for a full 30 seconds just wondering what would happen if I farted.
-I got the internship.
-I told the director of my volunteer organization that I "don't really get numbers."
-I accidentally bought a pie.
-During my drive home, I physically leaned out my car window and quite literally screamed at the jackass behind me who insisted on riding my bumper and then became visibly angry with me when I - get this - yielded to oncoming traffic before turning left at an intersection.
-While at dinner with friends, I went on a tangent and managed to interject that someone "smelled like dead chinchilla."
Thursday was neat.
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23 comments:
You're neat. Fridays are neat too.
YAY for getting the internship! Your description about the guy behind you had me laughing out loud. Good for you for yelling at him. Some people need some kicks in the ass.
Congrats on the internship! And that kid sounded like more fun than the tiltawhirl.
High fives and fist bumps for getting the internship!
You are such a rock star--not for getting the internship, but for yelling at the jackass. Good for you!
How did you "accidently" buy a pie? I'm quite intrigued...
LOL I love the randomness of your day.
Congrats on the internship!
I've accidentally dated a lesbian before but I've never accidentally bought a pie. What kind did you get?
OMG!! I so wish I had a day like that, You and the randomness o SARA,.. rocks my face off,..
dammint see what you did,...
one of my kids is now scrambling on the floor to find my face,...
Beyatch :)
Okay Sara, I am new to our blog, but glad I found it. You had me laughing on several occasions, especially the F bomb, unibomber loving boy.
God, how I wish I could be one of your friends that you go to dinner with.
Now that would be neat.
And did that kid really drop the F-Bomb? Where was this kids parents?
Rock on with your bad self and your internship.
I like you. The end.
Congrats on the internship! But do me a favor -- if you ever see that little boy again... RUN!!!
only getting a little lost on the way somewhere is a major accomplishment in my world. i've lived in my tiny hometown almost all my life....and i still manage to get turned around sometimes. so kudos there to ya.
and "smells like dead chinchillas" may be the very best descriptive phrase EVER.
Well done on your internship. I presume you managed not to fart or it might have been a totally different outcome.
Yay on the internship! You day sounds amazing! lol I'll have add "leaning out the window and yelling" on my to-do list. I've not done that yet. I hate when people honk at you when you yield to on-coming traffic. Hello!
Congrats!!!!
Congratulations!! I really wish you had a video of the yelling...
Yay for getting the internship!!
Mmm, pie. I always wind up buying pie. Or donuts.
I don't even know you and I just laughed out loud that entire post...still laughing! Love it.
Congratulations on the internship! It's probably a good thing you didn't fart. It might have ended like a scene from the movie Stepbrothers.
How exactly does one accidentally buy a pie?
I like your Thursday too. I think it would have been neat if you could have shared a slice of pie with that astute 4 year old. I'm sure the little guy could have helped you make colorful words for Psycho Driver.
And . . . Congratu-awesome-lations on your internship!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
OK, the 4 yr old and the contemplating farting completely got me! You are officially the funniest person I "know" Sara!
-->I get into altercations at traffic lights ALL THE TIME.
~deb
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