Hey, It's Okay Tuesdays

Do you like to rationalize your decisions?

Me too!

So does The Whispering Writer.

This is how I do it (and you may sing that to yourself in the style of Montell Jordan's 1995 R&B hit, should you feel so inclined):

Hey, it's okay...


...to feel superior because you do your crossword puzzles in pen.

...if you wish you could send Tina Fey a birthday present without frightening her.

...to loathe the talking mouth in Dairy Queen commercials.

...if Sierra Nevada beer makes you want to throw up and then lick a ferret just to get the taste out.

...to yell, "Flaming piss!" when a Panera employee tells you they have taken tomato soup out of the rotation and that they're out of the ever magical Vermont white cheddar macaroni and cheese.

...if a baby bird scared the shit out of you simply by perching on the steps to your back porch.

...to choose your future life partner based on his or her ability to make truly bitchin' french toast.

...if you skipped a handful of potentially vital lyrics while singing a solo at church.


...to not understand why anyone finds Russel Brand to be interesting, entertaining or even slightly good looking.

...if the only reason you will even consider getting up early is purely for the doughnuts.