Let's be honest.
Tuesdays are disgusting.
Fortunately, Amber and I (her a little more consistently than me) are attempting to bring the world a little relief. So, instead of thinking of all the reasons Tuesdays suck, and there are a lot of reasons, come on this journey of justification.
Hey, it's okay...
...to consider moving to a city because they have something called Apple Fest.
...to not eat Pop-Tarts for dinner because you're trying to be healthier, even though they're the only thing you have and you're starting to get a serious headache, but to then plan on having pizza and ice cream for lunch the next day.
...if you miss your old roommates so much that you consider scrapping the whole master's degree thing and hauling ass to Montana to see if they'll let you live with them.
...to think Bath and Body Works is one of the biggest ongoing scams in this country. And to still get sucked in when that perky salesgirl insists that it's "buy 12, get one free!"
...to hide in your room first thing in the morning because you hear your roommate in the kitchen and he always insists on, you know, talking.
...to be amused, and slightly flattered, to know your roommate is avoiding you, too.
...if you dropped one of your two classes after announcing to your crunchy, granola teacher you "hate nature".
...if you dropped the other one of your two classes when your teacher said, "Everyone in here has had a Statistics course, right?"
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Ha - I just got an email from those scammers at Bath & Body... and my roommate used to be one of those perky salesgirls. I think I might treat myself to some needless shopping and pizza for lunch to survive this Tuesday :)
I went to Bath & Body the other day. Bought some mini body sprays. Was told they were 3 for $10 or $5 a piece. Yeah...I got three.
Nice to know I'm not the only one who avoids her roomie. She's not overly perky...just always there. LOL. Can't even listen to music in the AM cause she's all asleep till freakin middle of the afternoon. Damnit.
Pop-tarts...there is never a reason that isn't good enough to not eat pop-tarts. Besides...they have fruit filling...it totally counts as healthy. Just sayin :)
Why aren't we ALL living where there's an Apple Fest? Pleasantville here I come!
Well...this one time...(at band camp?) I dropped a photog class...THE DAY AFTER I could get my money back. D'oh!
I get the Apple Fest thing. We now have it as a requirement that any future town has a Super Target nearby or we refuse to live there.
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