Hey, It's Okay Tuesdays

Amber says things.  She said them first.  Seriously.  Go see for yourself.  Shit's funny, too.



Hey, it's okay...


...if you're sitting in traffic, absently singing along to the radio until you realize that the song to which you somehow know all the lyrics is a f@#$ing Taylor Swift song. 

...if it's pouring outside and you're not certain all your windows are up, but you are way too lazy to go outside and check it out.

...to like your clients better when they bring ribs and puppy chow to sessions.

...if you went into Hallmark looking for a Halloween card and when the helpful Hallmark employee came over and commented, "We have a great Halloween selection!", you assumed he was being sarcastic and replied with a snarky, "I beg to differ..."

...if you teased a 6-month old baby by waving pudding in front of his face just to see if his eyes would track it.  (They did.)

...to really hate the new Burger King jingle about breakfast.  Anyone who would do that to something sacred like breakfast is not getting my money.

...to be wildly disappointed when you tell someone you prefer it (your coffee) strong and black and he doesn't smile, snort or even respond with a half-assed "That's what she said."

...if you are considering getting two masters degrees because in your mind, it basically equals a Ph.D.

...to detest the graphic novel genre, and any movies based on one.

...if, after seeing I Am Legend for the first time, you felt that the story was unnecessary, but you understood when Will Smith's character got upset because a stranger cooked his bacon.