I know this for two reasons.
The first reason is that I am going to a conference this weekend. I am excited about this conference for the following reasons:
- It makes me feel like a professional. Or like I have hope of becoming a professional something.
- It's all about sex, which is a lot more interesting than a lot of conferences.
- I GET TO WEAR HEELS!
This conference is in the Piedmont (for non-NCers, this means in the flatter, warmer part), so I get to put on my fancy shoes that haven't seen any action for months. Poor things.
The other reason I am a grown up is that I am the featured blogger at SFTC!
Too graphic?
I think she'd like it.
Anyway, if you're not already following Kelly, I question your judgment because not only is she far more consistent than I am, she's pretty damn funny. And not a little twisted.
I wish everyone a pleasant Friday and I hope you will think of me as you put on your shoes. Even the dudes.
P.S. I just learned there is a Target near my hotel. BEST CONFERENCE EVER.
32 comments:
Where is your conference at? I hope you have fun. I've never heard of a conference about sex. I came home this weekend and am so super excited to make a trip to Target! The world is so beautiful outside of Boone! Enjoy your time away from the snow globe.
Are you going to report back on what you learn at your conference?! Enjoy your high heels...no snow or ice in the Piedmont this weekend. I'm off to Target now. :)
First off... You in heels? Pics or it didn't happen!
Second... what hell kind of conferences do you go to that are all about sex and where do I sign up?
WELL my link to your website was jacked up so that's prob why no one has come over yet. 20 mins later, it is up and running, so i hope you get a few more tiny heads for your collection!
thanks for the great and kind words! i'd bite people for you too. totally.
A conference about sex????
I already commented over at the crib and said how much I looooooove you!
sex conference??? target??? SFTC day??? awesome!! i hope you have an awesome weekend in your hooker heels and porno convention!
Exactly what kind of career are you getting into? Since you're going to a sex conference, I can gurantee that it's a more exciting field than speech pathology.
I feel like I need more info on this conference...what exactly is your professional field???? How do we all get into it? =)
I LOVE YOU AND KELLY BOTH!!! :)
sex conference and a target? those are two things i currently do not have enough of in my life. you should take me with you.
and, duh, of course i already follow the crib. off to read your guest post.
Enjoy wearing those rarely-worn heels. And yes, being excited about a conference DEFINITELY means you are in the adult category.
You are a total yuppie. Or Guppie. They're interchangeable in my humble opinion.
And look at you all featured on the crib. You are like a famous person. Can I write about you next Friday at my place?
oh boy, heels! i have a hard time wearing them in general and i think i might only own three pairs total. huh.
and a conference? make you sure that while you're being a professional, you still manage to wreak some havoc ;) haha
Congrats on being featured at SFTC. It's fun times over at her place!
Confused me seeing Kelly's icon on your blog list, until I read your post! Yay, you! Sounds like you've got a perfect weekend going. Now off to SFTC to read your guest post there.
Fancy AND FANCY!!! I am so excited you're featured on the Crib! And that you have an excuse to wear heels!!!
Also, I reaaaaally wish you were here to watch the Bachelor finale with us Monday :(
Kelly kicked me out of her crib and sent me over here.
Nice post there about being honest or biting the bullet. We've all been there, done that.
Loved your guest post at SFTC! Only I think when I left my comment I spelled your name with an "h" on the end. Cuz I suck like that....
Have so much fun wearing heels at your conference this weekend!
:-)
LOL! Enjoy your conference!
I'm off to stalk you over at Kelly's;)
Have a great time! I love going to conferences...most of them, anyway. Sounds like you're ready to have a great time.
Let me know if you learn anything good! I get to teach a workshop on Sex at a Christian conference and I am collecting information!
I hope to hear more about this conference, I am so intrigued! I'm here from SFTC, and I'm following you, but not because she told me to, but because I *want* to! :-D
Hi! I discovered your blog through SFTC, where I LOVED your guest post! I am now following you, and can't wait to read more great posts of yours!
I actually love going to conferences, especially ones paid for by work. I also feel all smart and grown-up and worldly everytime I go. The best conferences are the ones that have shopping close by. Sex and Target? I guess saying "Have fun!" would be kind of redundant when I've already said "Sex and Target". - G
I adore conferences (they make me feel so grown up!) but I picked a profession where they never happen.
Poor planning = lack of heels = sadness.
Luckily my boyfriend's doing the grad school/academia thing, so I can go places with him. (And then hang around being useless. But wearing great shoes.)
i'll think of you when i put on my boots to go out into the snow. ugh. im moving to florida.
Congratulations on growing up. I LOVE a good conference...I grew up this week, too, because I went on a "buying trip" for the jewelry business. Doesn't that sound fancy? Actually, I just tagged along with my husband for his Army conference, but being in Phoenix I thought "gemstones"!! And then it became a "buying trip" and now I'm a business owner with a PURPOSE. I found my purpose. And it doesn't have anything to do with my hand. Anyway, I digress. Have fun this weekend! Can't wait to hear about it!
Came from SFTC. Really though, who doesn't like microwaved tennis balls?
How are you going to a conference about sex? Did I miss the deets? More pls! Thanks for the intro to SFTC, she's fab!!
Yay for all of hte above! Be sure to buy some heels at Target for your NEXT conference, professional lady!
Dude, the nog is where it's at. You're missing out. Did you enjoy your weekend of wearing heels? I swear it's not all it's cracked up to be. I have a job interview this week, so I'll get my fair share of them. Eehck
and who does not love target!??!!!
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