Dear Future Mister,
I've decided that it's okay if we don't watch each other's TV shows. I understand if you don't like So You Think You Can Dance (actually, no I don't, but whatever) but you had better learn that I don't like Family Guy and I never will. As long as we have mutual respect for our mutual dislike (and DVR), I think we'll be fine.
You know that girls poop, right? Just checking.
You may have to trick me into exercising. I don't run or play team sports, so you'll need to be creative. This could involve a walk (that's actually a short hike) or asking me to go spelunking with you so you can cross it off your list of life goals. This does not mean you should drive away from a rest stop as I'm coming out of the bathroom in order to entice me to jog after the car. (Remember: I'll know where you live.)
I will never make fried chicken and gravy as well as your mama, so I ain't even gonna try. You will never make pancakes as well as my Daddy... but I'll let you think you do.
Next time, I think we'll talk about kids. And passenger seat etiquette. Oh, and nose hair.
See you soon (oh crap, but not too soon, please)!
Sara
P.S. Can we have a fireplace?
P.P.S Can you learn how to build a fire?
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23 comments:
and please sara's mr. future, make the bed once in awhile. i know you don't think much about the straightened sheets but it makes girls really, really happy and will in turn make you REALLY REALLY happy.
just a suggestion.
Dear. Sara's Mr. Future:
Realize u got a good thing and don't waste your opportunity. You will be the one missing out, I promise you that.
oh crap, but not too soon! HA! you crack me up lady!
ok sara, can you tell me what is in your hands in your profile pic and also i love that picture, it always makes me smile
and i love you but i too love STEWIE, PETER, LOIS, MEG, well not meg, BRIAN, not chris, QUAGMIRE, not cleveland, the crippled next door neighbor whose name escapes me, oh yeah, JOE his wife BONNIE
my favorite line, which i'm sure you'll enjoy was when they were partying with al gore and killed a hooker and they were all smoking and did a PSA where they said it was an important episode b/c kids shouldn't smoke, but killing hookers was ok b/c they were already dead inside
i mean, i love it
so we'll have to AGREE to DISAGREE
Ha ha can't wait to read the one about the kids and the passenger seat etiquette!!
A ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!
Ha!! Freaking great. Wonderful concept that may prove to be a useful tool for educating him one day.
YES! I love it! How can you NOT like SYTYCD, I mean...c'mon.
I'm intrigued to read your next installment. Particularly the part about nose hair.
Good morning! Stopping by from SITS!
I love your letter to your future husband. Mine doesn't like SYTYCD, but the kids and I make him watch it sometimes ;)
Faking out the exercise, maybe I should tell my husband that, I hate exercise!
I have a friend named Sara, and we call her the one without the H too.
Wait what? Yo don't like family guy? Here I thought we were humour soul mates. Now, I don't even know if we can be friends.
You are hilarious, I come over here to read, get a good laugh and wish I were so witty. Great Letter!
Dear Sara-without-an-H
Reading this post, I CACKLED when I read the girls poop line. Bahaha!
Hilarious! I wish I had written it. I am defitely going to have to share it!
Thanks!
I LOVE this.
Visiting you from SITS--have a great day!
You are funny! I simply LOVE letter writing blogs!
Happy SITS sharefest Saturday! Your blog is too funny. I will be back. I am a new follower too.
love this. it reminds me of my boyfriend and me when we lived in the small studio together. Now we live in a 1 bedroom so with 2 tvs in the house now life will be more amazing than ever before!
dear god sara - get a new post up already!
i give up
awesome blog! i am going to start following!
YOU DON'T LIKE FAMILY GUY?!?!!
If you don't like Family Guy, yo are destined to be a spinster.
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