Saturday, October 31, 2009

Gimme a milk, Steve... in a dirty glass!

I got bitch-slapped by Halloween.

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for the costume ideas. My favorite suggestions were:

In the end, I settled on the slutty panda from Dorm Life:



In the words of Brittany and Courtney, "We dressed up like pandas because we like salads, we get the most attention at the zoo, and we're innocent. And we're forced to mate in captivity."

Unfortunately, my week of insomnia led to a heinous migraine last night and rendered me worthless during my Halloween party.

However, I did get to participate in some festivities.


Cock your head to the left. It's an emoticon, people.



I wonder if anyone will ever understand my artistic vision.

13 comments:

Hyla said...

Great idea for the pumpkin!



My captcha word is: chemblo

Arizona Lewis Photography said...

sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say,
"hey, i'm not a kid anymore. halloween really is just about the candy."
and then lock the door, turn out the lights and get elbow deep into the passing out to trick-o-treaters bowl of almond joy. there's no slutty costume that could distract me from my greatly anticipated annual 10lbs in 24 hours marathon.
chocolate is so gay.

Anonymous said...

haha,

i LOVE the pumpkin idea.

hmmm.... the military is getting in the way of my holiday celebrating and I say eff you uncle sam.

Halloween '09: Deployment in Baghdad
Halloween '08: Drill Weekend in Ft. Devens
Halloween '07: I was in Basic Training.

THAT is gay.

well, next year should be better because this homo is getting kicked out the army... for bein a homo.

Michelle said...

I've dressed up as a panda before!

...except it wasn't a slutty panda. It was for St. Francis Day at my high school.

We wore whitey tighties over black leggings and wrote PAN-DUH on the back. We were *quite* a hit.

Except we couldn't participate in the part of the liturgy with the bishop. they thought it was improper or something.

Kell said...

Haha.. I love the pumpkin. and the costume is genius!

Gabrielle said...

Yep got it, because I go through life being misunderstood! :) Checking in from SITS!

Unknown said...

This is great! I love the emoticon idea for your pumpkin! Sorry you weren't feeling too great for your party. Slutty anything works... for adults. For 4 year olds? DISTURBING!

Sara said...

Aw, thanks for the shout-out, though I stole the idea from a movie!

Also, yes -- love the pumpkin idea. You are so, so, so creative. I love that about you and my sister. Most creative thinkers I know!

SoundsLikeCanada said...

Glad you liked the suggestion. Thanks for the shout out!

Sara said...

Nathanael, I hope you get to celebrate Halloween like a trampy pirate hooker next year!

And the army doesn't deserve you.

Anonymous said...

Lol, that would be fun, remember... it is only classy do dress like a trampy hooker on halloween, ladies!!!

Thanks, uncle sam can suck it.

Lisa said...

Next year I think one of us should visit the other for Halloween and we'll be pandas together.

Lizz said...

My mom did the exact same pumpkin!!!