Is it a little judgmental in here or is it just me?

I have a brand new Monday evening activity that brings out the nasty in me...

...and I love it!

For those of you who are above reality television (shame on you!), Monday evening means the new season of The Bachelorette. Now, this is my first time watching this particular program. I've been (although willingly) sucked into it by Lisa and now, there's no going back.

Monday evenings, Lisa, the Spankes and I now meet up to eat pie, drink wine and make snap judgments and rude comments about people we've never met. It's outstanding!

Here are some comments (in no particular order) that could have been overheard last Monday:

"He has a lot of teeth."
"Guys, you're not even giving him a chance!"
"Entrepreneur? Yeah, that means he doesn't have a job."
"I think he just has gas. Wait, is he gonna puke?"
"Deal breaker!" (repeated)
"I don't like the way he's looking at her feet."
"Are they seriously giving the British guy subtitles?"
"You can't give a First Impression rose based on a second impression!"
"I think he just got his hair cut today."
"Ew, his jacket is made of crushed velvet."
"He shook her hand. I love handshakes!"
"Tool!" (repeated)

Jeff really hated it... ish.

Kate made popcorn. You know... from kernels!

We were trying to help Jillian (the Bachelorette) with our mind grapes.

P.S. So You Think You Can Dance starts tomorrow! Where is that hot tamale train, anyway?