Let's put those facts and figures into the idea machine!

Out of the corner

Of my eye, I see a

Fire extinguisher.

Celery equals

Negative calories, eh?

It's still not worth it.

I still don't know why

Algebra was required.

High school was messed up.

Remember that kid?

The one that ate paper? Think

He's a senator?

The vending machine

Ate someone's money again.

Stupid Snickers bar.

I'm the only one
Holding down the fort right now.
And, I gotta peace.

(Sometimes you get bored at work and write bad haikus. It happens.)