Tomorrow is the first day of October and let me just say, I'm not putting up with September's shit anymore. So, I've decided October needs to be wildly excellent. And because I'm the laziest kid in town, I'm going to need you guys to fix it for me.
Starting tomorrow, *I will pretty much do whatever you guys tell me to do.
I am asking you all to come up with things I can do to entertain myself, perk myself up when life's got me down and perhaps amuse me at the expense of another.
For example, if you require me to insert the phrase "refurbished ninja stars" into at least one conversation every day for the month of October, I'll do it.
Basically, I need this month to fly by. Otherwise, I'll be forced to buy a housecoat and start streaming episodes of Mannix.
Here are the only stipulations of this shtick:
- It needs to be cheap
- It needs to be relatively legal
- Sadly, it can't include sugar because of a stupid class project
- It cannot interfere with my sitting around time
Keep in mind, I live in a "town" with limited resources. I have no Target, no curbside trash pickup and no cell reception.
Challenge extended.
*I will not eat mayonnaise, kick a puppy, lick a boot, pee outside, put feathers in my hair, engage in professional or amateur prostitution or cook.
12 comments:
for your sake, i really hope this isn't another brother's birthday today/yesterday/tomorrow mix up.
i just want to make sure you know that september has 30 days. (i know this because MY brother's birthday is on the 30th... the last day of the month.) because you posted this on the 29th... and seemed awfully excited about "tomorrow"... which is still september.
anyways, i need to go to bed now. to prepare for my last day of september.
Here's one for ya - get your awesome self to Toronto and spend a weekend here with me. Wait. That would cost money, wouldn't it? Ok then how about wear your clothes backwards for a day?
On behalf of my birth month, we apologize for sucking so completely.
I think you need to some planking in October.
Well, you kind of ruled out everything good there at the end.
Play the Question Game with someone without notifying them first. It's really fun to do when that person is getting on your last nerve. The rule is that you can only respond in question form. Example:
A: What's that you're eating?
B: What does it look like?
A: Uhh...I don't know, did you make it yourself?
B: Do I seem like the kind of person who makes her own food?
A: Why are you being so mean?
B: Who's being mean? Didn't you come over here to make fun of my food choices?
Now, the person who responds with a statement loses. But since they don't know they're playing, they won't know this. Meaning you're going to win a lot. And that's fun!
Let me know how it goes! :)
Awww, I was going to suggest the peeing outside thing...I got nothing.
I do hope your October is better. I know how you feel about September. I thought it sucked too and October isn't boding much better. I'm going to pee outside.
Haha, sorry September sucked XD I'm doing a slightly lame, kind of awesome thing on Pandora called Stay Creative month, where you do something different every day to, uh, stay creative. You can check it out if you want, maybe it'll give you some ideas :D
~Stephanie
Challenge.....accepted!
Once a week, I would like you to write a blog post in the tone and "voice" of Barney Stinson.
Yes, I know he has his own blog. I want your version.
Get on it.
(A Tracy Jordan blog would also suffice.)
Feathers, mayo, and prostitution are all equally gross.
Well then, what the hell's left? Farting in class?
I'm going to mimic the gun diva here and suggests crop dusting a poor unsuspecting soul. Perhaps your hag of a professor?
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