For the most part, I rather enjoy them. They keep me entertained, and I tend to remember a good portion after I wake up.
Lately, however, I have not enjoyed my dreams very much.
This is partly due to the crappy sleep I've been having, but largely attributed to the fact that I'm pregnant at least once a week.
The setting and the plot are always different but some characteristics are the same every time:
- I'm pregnant- usually at least 3 months along and always showing
- I don't know who the father is
- I'm still trying to hide it
I'm not pregnant, have never been pregnant and am not planning on it for another hot second or two. Therefore, this dream often scares the piss out of me.
I would be super-psyched if the next time I had this dream, I could, at the very least, know who my baby daddy is. This way, I could make some future dream plans.
If it turns out to be almost any of the male stars from CSI:NY, then I can relax and maybe even tell my parents.
If it's any of those snot-nosed, whiny punks from Gossip Girl, then I can have them mauled by a pack of wild, mutated hamsters.
It's my dream, dammit.
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Okay, this is weird.
The other day I had a dream that I was hugely pregnant.
Also in the dream, my SIL was newly pregnant.
Then we go to tell my mom and dad and my mom is all, "You know, this bump here isn't just weight gain...I'm pregnant too!"
O.M.GROSSS. I about died.
My SIL and I were both like, "OH!!! YAAAaaaaahhh...ugh."
Worst.Dream.Ever.
i hate pregnant dreams. they scare me too. i really have no desire to be pregnant. for a long long time, yo.
To borrow from last week's 30 Rock, I think you need to Elm Street this.
Seriously, thought, pregnant dreams are the worst!
Pregnant dreams are *nightmares*!
All three of my kids are birth control babies and unplanned as hell. Even though my tubes are tied and I'm on Depo, the minute I have a pregnant dream, I'm peeing on the little stick.
Ack, pregnant dreams.
I would not want one of those. My uterus is closed for business.
oh my goodness i totally agree with all of your other commenters about pregnant dreams being the worst... but 100% opposite reasons! when i was trying to get pregnant, i hated pregnant dreams because i would think i'd finally gotten pregnant and then i'd wake up and my heart would be crushed. and then when i finally got pregnant i kept having dreams that i wasn't pregnant anymore and one dream that i lost my baby and it was so lifelike i woke up crying hysterically. so yeah, happy to be pregnant and always happy when my dreams have nothing to do with it!
Dr Google tells me that dreaming about pregnancy could mean a creative beginning - not necessarily anything to do with a child, but with an idea or a new activity.
Of course, relying on Google for advice is pretty unwise!
Especially if this is a reoccuring dream that leaves you feeling fearful and worried, rather than excited.
Please, oh please have the dream where weasels (or hamsters, your rodent of choice) rip the flesh from those Gossip kids. They are so unnecessary.
C'mon, you mean you don't want to have Chuck Bass's child?
Was the sex at least decent?
I totally have the pregnancy dream all the time! (Also one where all my teeth fall out... it's weird.) Except I'm usually about to pop the kid out and I'm all "wtf? I'm 9 months preggers? When did that happen!?"
And apparently everyone has known for 9 months except me.
Yeah - being pregnant and not having the dream about how you got that way is no fun!!
Maybe you can somehow get yourself on a Maury paternity test episode in your dream? Then baby daddy could have some bitchy girlfriend that is all, "that's not his baby!" and then you guys could fight.
I miss not having a job so I could watch that nonsense.
I used to have those kind of dreams alot and someone told me that pregnant dreams signify big change. Moving, graduating, having a sex change...any of those things may qualify. Just to be safe, you may want to practice abstinence. ;)
LoL. you made me have a heart attack for a second. I thought you were saying you were at least a week pregnant, hahaha. HAd to go back and read that one again.
What if it's our friend The Beaver?
Then what?
I'm afraid you are NOT allowed to be pregnant by Gary Sinise. The boy is mine. And I will take you down like Brandy singing from a power line. Just sayin'.
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