"Is anyone sitting here?"
I looked up from my delicious tomato, mozzarella and pesto sandwich at the guy interrupting my solitary reverie and then at the other empty chairs in the airport food court. I looked back at him, shrugged and said, "Nah, go ahead," and turned back to my food.
"Okay, great. There aren't a lot of places to sit and I couldn't tell if this one was taken."
I pulled the sandwich out of my mouth, glanced at the laptop case slung over the back of my chair and then at my purse right in front of me, only taking up the room in my immediate area. "Nope, you're good."
I spent the next five minutes in culinary bliss as I reacquainted myself with my Caprese on a french baguette when-
"So, where are you headed?"
**With my mouth full, I took a look at this person who insisted on keeping me from my lunch. He couldn't have been more than 19 and his faux hawk and black and purple checkered scarf taunted me while I struggled to chew.
"Indianapolis."
For the next five minutes, this chatty little upstart from Columbus, Ohio's School of Art and Design (shocking, I know) continued to ask me questions regarding where I'm from and what I'm doing there and then to make long, philosophical and insightful comments about my answers.
My favorite part of our interaction was when I told him what I'm studying in school and he responded with, "Wow. I hope you don't party too hard!"
I wanted to say, "How old do you think I am, Potsie?", but it would have been rude and I knew he wouldn't get the reference. So, instead I simply replied, "I don't really do that."
Eventually, because he made a lot of words, I was able to finish, though not enjoy, the rest of my sandwich. I had plenty of time before my next flight, but I (none too subtly) checked the time on my phone and excused myself.
Even though I had another 3 hours before my flight, there was a Ben and Jerry's at the end of Concourse B that was calling my name.
In the spirit of the sandwich, I would be remiss if I didn't mention Keri at Sandwich 365. She can tell you everything you ever wanted to know about the sandwich, and all the divinity that goes along with it. So, go check it out because she makes the sandwich more fun that it already is. I know, I didn't think it was possible either.
**Note to Future Husband- if you want a shot with me, don't interrupt me while I'm eating.
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LOL @ your note to your future husband.
My hubs KNOWS not to interrupt me- and definitely NOT to delay my food from coming to me. I get so irritated if I don't eat on time.
LoL. I was at Indianapolis airport not too long ago, as you know.
I probly have the same scarf.
LOL!! You poor thing! I hate it when random people approach me at the airport - but I hate it even MORE when they interrupt me eating...UGH!!
~WM
As much as I enjoyed your post, I equally enjoyed discovering Sandwich 365. As soon as 4th meal rolls around tonight I'm going to have a grilled cheese in honor of you both.
OH NO HE DIDN'T!!
I wouldn't even know what to do if someone sat down next to me while I was eating. I'd be frozen with fear...see, I'm really bad at small talk and I really don't like talking to strangers.
Stopping by from SITS to say Hello! I hope you have a great week. Your blog is great!
I am *not* one of those people who appreciates small talk from strangers when I am doing something. Just because I am by myself, doesn't mean I'm lonely people!
Glad you escaped and had Ben and Jerry to comfort you and make you forget about that other guy.
I love your note to your future husband. The sandwich sounded great!
Happy SITS Monday!
I'm with you. Talking and eating is hard, especially since you're not supposed to talk with your mouth full. Let me eat, and then we can talk.
I am not a people person at all. I probably would have scarfed down the sandwich as quick as possible and then took off somewhere.
Well at least you have to admire the kid's moxie. I doubt I would have had the cojones to chat you up.
He soooo wouldn't have sat with me - I would have had half the sandwich round my mouth LOL!
Very annoying but at least you got some Ben & Jerry's??
A) Please tell me Potsie's checkered scarf was a square one because that is what I'm picturing.
B) I'm also picturing black skinny jeans. Yes?
Thank you SO, SO MUCH. Wow. I'm flattered, really. Just stopped in again to see what's cooking, what a great surprise. Love, keri
www.samwich365.com
Dude. I really don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up while I finish this? That would be great.
You obviously haven't mastered the WTF? look, 'cause that's what he would have gotten from me.
This is such a fabulous post-- I am a very gregarious, extroverted person, but that all STOPS when I am eating. Do not bug me when I am getting my insulin levels straightened out!!!
~Elizabeth
http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com
urgh, interruptions while scarfing down deliciousness is unacceptable! Loved the note to future hubby, SO SO true!
Your note to your future Hub made me crack up.
Perfect strangers that think it's a good time to chat even though you're stuffing your face - classic. And annoying.
Hey - I guess you were right, twin sister. I'm a big SamFan myself!
So sorry about the lunch ruiner guy. Maybe you shoulda talked with your mouth full? Or open? Or dropped your jaw and let some saliva dribble out?
Ah well, maybe next time.
;o)
You know, if I am alone and eating, I don't like to be disturbed.
Of course when I am with a friend, it's different.
Sorry that little chatty boy disturbed your sandwich! You want me to take care of him? LOL!
I hate when people bug me when I'm trying to eat. It's like, "shhh, I'm trying to enjoy my Big Mac, thanks."
That sandwich sounds awesome. You lost me after that. :-)
also that's just not like a regular sandwich..anything with pesto is an ultimate sandwich. it's true because I said it.
I cannot eat without leaving remnants - crumbs, sauce etc. on my clothes. I don't want people watching me eat because I don't want anyone seeing me make a mess!
Airport stories are the best. This one reminds me how much I missed reading your blog in my Days of Horrifying Travel.
Glad you're home for break... hope you don't party too hard! ;-)
Sara!Without an "H".Love this post and I am right there with you on hating when strangers make small talk while I am trying to enjoy my food. Well the gingerbread pancakes are on their way. Happy holidays.
The nerve of some people.
Thanks for the post!
Merry Christmas SITSta!
Upstarts are the worst. Design-school upstarts? There are no words.
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