You know what sucks?
(Yours is a question with many possible answers.)
I'll tell you what sucks.
(That was short-lived.)
Decisions suck.
(Oh, is that all? Not war? Malaria? World hunger? Tyra Banks? Poor baby.)
I've always been pretty good at making decisions.
(Unless it involves something important. You know, like dinner.)
Generally, I will make my choice, whatever it may be, and then decide to live with it.
(One time, I totally chose a Psych rerun over Jeopardy's Tournament of Champions. It was hard, but I got through it.)
Lately, either decisions are getting harder or I'm getting dumber.
(..............................................)
I'll make a decision and then agonize over it until whatever I'm holding is in shreds.
(Let's hope it wasn't a guinea pig.)
However, I do choose to see the silver lining in all of this.
(Don't "glass half full" people make your ass twitch?)
Perhaps it'll be easier to decide on my dinner.
(Is that for here or to go?)
Okay, maybe not.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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8 comments:
a shredded guinea pig???? and seriously...jeopardy wins every time, unless it's against wheel of fortune...then it's a touch choice!
i hate any and every decision of all kinds. ick.
Hope things get clearer for you--and that you find a new Chick-Fil-a (since that's really important).
Decisions do suck. The only reassurance I can provide is to be glad you have them to make. Being stuck in something over which you have no choice is worse.
Sorry, let the ass twitching begin! (Consider it a passive workout ... There I go again...)
You know, I find that I am not as good at making decisions as I get older. I always thought it'd be easier, but it's just not. Perhaps it's because when we're older, we can see things from all sorts of perspectives. When we're young, though, you're confident and pretty inexperienced at looking at things in new ways.
Maybe?
I dunno. I do know that you're not alone. :)
on decision thats always hard.- every night..... whats for dinner.
If this is new or the indicicion seems significant (like 20 minutes to decide what to wear or waiting at intersections when traffic is clear trying to decide to go r / l while the cars behind you honK) please visit your MD.
Okay - had to let nurse Lynn out
As a blog reader I say (hugs) it is hard to be overwhelmed! And please count your pets!
Is your ass twitching? I'm a glass half full kinda girl and I say trust your instincts. What I know though? I usually end up watching Funniest Home Video Marathons every night because I can't decide on anything else.
Good luck darlin'!
XO
Leigh
I think it might be wise to stay away from guinea pigs. But I have a mouse at my house I'd let you hold when you're making a decision.
This is a well-crafted post. You're a funny chick.
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