Carnations are foul.
As far as I'm concerned, they are vile weeds. The only purpose the carnation serves is to be used for comparison when trying to explain a pretty flower. Let me show you what I mean.
Ugly carnations
Pretty plumeriaStill confused? We'll do another.
Cheap and tacky
Classy and elegant
Still having trouble? Okay, we'll do one more.
If I were going on a date and was met at the door with these flowers...
...this feller would probably get a second date....
...while this feller would probably get a phone number with six digits.
1 comment:
I concur, completely. I am not picky about flowers, or even about when I should get them, but I do not favor carnations as a rule. They always used those flowers in high school for Valentine's Day (you know, you could buy them and have them delivered to people in class) and not only would I be embarrased to get one, but then I'd be like, "Great, now I have to carry this gross flower around all day."
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